That was the phrase that was going through my head while sitting through this stinker of a movie.

 

 

 

Dissapointing would be a huge understatement. It was utterly disgusting. Horrible. What made the movie even more painful was stupidly forking out 20 bux per ticket and watching this at GSC Signature.

 

I will give credit to the directors/producers for only one thing: It ain't easy to stink up a movie that features two of the biggest Hong-Kong-to-Hollywood actors in it.

 

I remember how excited I was when news came out that they will be doing a film togehter. Never expected it to come out like this.

 

It's just not possible to fail when you have Jackie Chan and Jet Li. Its not logical. It's like saying Kobe and Jordan won't win a championship if they played together. Its like trying to make a lesbian make-out scene between Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie not hot. It's just not possible. Granted, their movies aren't always that great, but at least its always enjoyable.

 

Its obvious that these two do not have chemistry on screen. What's worse was the storyline that was probably stolen from a bedtime story. Its a blardy neither here nor there movie; it was neither funny nor good. And watching Jackie and Jet conversing in English is like trying to comprehend a conversation between two parrots. The script was so cheesy to the point of "I'm gonna kill you witch!" - "Not if I kill you first, orphan bitch!". It's like they tried to force a swear word in the movie to make the movie cooler.

 

Bad direction. Bad production. Bad scriptwriting. Bad storyline. Bad actors (especially that white dude). BAD! BAD! BAD!

 

 

 

Only bright side to this movie is that there can't be a worse movie this year.