This post is to apologise to the two cats that were making love in the middle of the street last nite. I just wanna apologise as I saw that you looked shocked as my car headed towards your direction.

 

I realised your reaction was delayed due to probably not anticipating anybody driving that late at night. I know you gonna say its not my fault as you shouldn't be having sex in the middle of the road anyway, but I understand how awkward (or in other words, potong stim) it must've been when you had to stop halfway through sex aburptly to get out of the way. I hope that I didn't spoil the moment too much and that you cats were able to continue doing it after I left. I actually feel for the male cat, as no male species in this world likes being interrupted while getting pussy (no pun intended).

 

If I remember correctly, I think I saw a third cat just spectating while you guys were getting it on. I don't know if he was merely a spectator, or waiting for his turn to join in the fun. You probably thought it was gonna be kinda kinky init....having sex in the middle of the street in the middle of the night.

 

Anyways, I just wanna apologise again and hope I didn't spoil your fun last night. Or your drive to have adventurous and kinky sex.

 

Meow.

 

 

 Don't you find BR's catch phrase just a tad wrong?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After 2 hours being stuck in the damn KL traffic (sorry again Choo!), I was stressed out and dead tired. Being stuck in traffic in EVERY part of KL ain't no joke.

 

So anyway, I went to Chilli's for dinner  with my girl and Hsu Lyn. Oh, and I forgot to mention that being stuck in traffic made me dead hungry. So I ordered the first thing in the menu which looked good to me, a Buffalo Chicken Breast. I didnt bother reading the description of it and straight made the order.

 

When the food arrived, turns out I ordered..... *drum rolllll*.....a SALAD!!!!

 

 

For the first time in my fuckin LIFE, I ordered a what seemed like an entire farm of lettuce and vegetables!! The only bright side to the dish was that there was also a generous amount of chicken, hence the name Buffalo Chicken Breast SALAD!!!

 

To say I was shocked and surprised is an understatement. I was also totally confused as to why, a meatarian like me who haven't eaten greens in years, can make such a drastic mistake and order a salad!! The words SALAD should have been bold and highlighted as a warning in the friggin menu!! You know, like when they wrap blardy plastic around a pig skin shoe and label "Amaran! Kulit Khinzir!"? There should ALWAYS be a warning on the salad menu! I was contemplating as to whether i should tell the waiter that he got my order wrong, or just suck it in and eat the damn salad. In the end, it was a choice between eating the waiter's spittle or eating salad with a some meat.

 

And for those of you who've ordered a salad in Chili's before, you know I aint kiddin when I say the damn plate of salad is HUGE. So I had no choice but to dig in the blardy salad and accept it as a mistake I will NEVER make again. I even felt as if the whole restaurant was lookin at me eating salad while my girlfriend had a chicken dish!! It was as if I was the one worried about my weight! Salad aint exactly the most manly or macho food!

 

But in all honesty and while it KILLS me to admit it, it tasted OK. It was probably the cheese and the chicken that made it taste alrite. I also vowed to finish the plate as there was probably enough vege in there to make up for all the years I've avoided eating vege. When I eventually finished the dish (well, almost), it felt as if I've eaten an entire tree.

 

 

 

So for all y'all who criticise me sayin I need to eat more green, there! For that meal alone, I probably ate more vege that nite than I have in my entire life! I'll probably be shitting green colour for a week.